I spent a total of about 20 minutes today sucking up water
from the floor on the lowest level of our home with a shop-vac. According to the precise meteorological
monitoring equipment installed at the Morrissey Compound, as we call it, we got
just under four inches of rain (or, as the weather folks now say, “rainfall”)
between 4 AM and 8 AM.
My first pass with the shop-vac around 9:30 AM sucked up
most of the water; and another quick pass at 2 got the rest. Near as I can guess it amounted to about 5 gallons of water; at least that’s what I drained out of the shop-vac. But 5 gallons of water looks like a lot
more when it’s pooled on a tile floor.
I don’t have it anywhere near as bad as a lot of people in
Madison had it today. There are people I
know who are telling stories on social media about standing ankle-deep or
higher in water in their basement, bailing it out as best they can. And if you’ve seen the videos from University
Ave on the local TV’s, you know a lot of folks in that neck of the woods are
facing a lot of hours of back-breaking work.
We don’t really have a “basement” per se. Our home consists of four levels, and the
lowest level, which sits on a concrete slab (or, as many would incorrectly say,
a “cement” slab) is only half below the grade. The lowest level has an
expansive “great room”, and full bedroom and full bathroom, a large storage
closet, and a mechanical room where the HVAC equipment, water heater (or, as
some would say, “hot water heater”), sump pump, and water softener are located. All told the lower level is around a thousand square feet. We pulled the carpet out of the great room
and bedroom a couple years after we bought the house, and replaced it with
tile.
The lower level flooded several times the first summer we
lived in the house; each time it was during hellacious rainstorms where the sky
just opened up and it rained hard for a long time. After we got as much water out as we could,
we had to call in professionals to clean and sanitize the carpet, which was a
soggy mess.
I called a local landscaping contractor the next spring to
tell me what he thought we should do, and his solution, which carried a 28-thousand-dollar
pricetag, was to essentially recreate the Suez Canal in our back and side yard,
to “capture” the water flowing down the natural lay of the land and redirect it
away from the house.
I didn’t like that idea.
So I asked a bunch of people what they would do, short of
building the Suez Canal, and most of them said I should try replacing our
standard 4-inch rain gutters with commercial 6-inch gutters – and put a long
extension pipe at the end of the downspout to throw the water draining off the
roof as far away as possible. I got an
estimate from a local contractor, and I think it ended up costing three or four
grand to replace all the 4-inch gutters with 6-inch commercial extruded
aluminum gutters.
We went from having five or six “flooding events” each
summer to one, maybe two at the most, and much, much less water got in when it
did flood. The challenge, as I learned,
was to keep those big-ass gutters free of the ten zillion whirligigs that come
off the huge old maple tree in our yard.
If I’m not vigilant about asking my wife to brave life and limb and go
up on a ladder to clean out the ends of the gutters….where my 210-mile-per-hour
gasoline-powered leaf blower with the eave-cleaning attachment can’t reach….the
water will back up at the end of the gutter, eventually fill the gutter because
it’s draining so slowly, and a ton of rainwater draining from two levels of
roofs will end up splashing down right next to the foundation, and eventually
seep into the lower level.
It’s not pleasant, but it’s not really that much of a pain
to drag the shop-vac down there and suck up a few gallons of standing
water. It could be a lot worse. Replacing the carpeting with tile, and adding
the 6-inch rain gutters was money very well spent.
If you’re not so lucky, you have my sympathy.
