While watching the Badgers in an NCAA Basketball Tournament
game Sunday, an ad came on for a Kia vehicle. The announcer excitedly said the Kia SUV
featured “torque vectoring – and, a center-locking differential!!!”
I waited for the overenthusiastic announcer to explain what torque
vectoring is, and what a center-locking differential does, so that the 95% of
the viewers who are not gearheads like me would understand what he was talking
about. Suffice it to say he never explained it. I wondered who approved using
such arcane language in a commercial supposedly targeted to a mass audience.
The ad violated one of what used to be the cardinal rules of
writing ad copy: if you’re going to cite a feature, be sure to explain the
benefit. But given my failure to understand the purpose of so many ads I see on
TV today, it’s possible the old rule was tossed out decades ago. Now it all has to do with "branding" or some such, which goes over the heads of dinosaurs like me.
My first introduction to the features/benefits concept was
in the early ‘60’s, when I heard a recording of Dr. Murray Banks, a then-famous
psychiatrist, describing how vacuum cleaners were being mis-marketed by Madison
Avenue. Dr. Banks said the sales pitches involved facts like how much power the
electric motor in the vacuum cleaner has, how it rolls on fancy new wheels, how
engineers used new research to modify the design.
“Forget all that stuff,” Banks said (or words to that
effect). “They should just say to the housewife this vacuum cleaner works so
efficiently it will add five years to your life expectancy,” Dr. Banks said,
which got a big laugh from the audience he was speaking to.
Remember, this was recorded in the early 60’s, hence the
outdated “housewife” reference. But Dr. Banks had hit upon one of the core
flaws in the advertising business: a feature without a benefit doesn’t mean
much to the consumer.
As a fledgling broadcaster, my concept of features and
benefits was sharpened at a sales seminar I attended. The presenter said, “when
your sales presentation says your station has fifty thousand watts of power,
what does that feature mean to the average businessperson?” He answered his own
question by saying, “Nothing. Not a thing, unless you hook that feature to a
benefit, and explain it by saying the station has fifty thousand watts of
power, which means your advertising message will come through loud and clear
over the entire marketing area.”
He went on to give several other examples of oft-advertised product
features, meaningless without being hooked to a benefit.
A lot of businesses understand this basic advertising
concept, but sometimes the failures, when as obvious as the Kia ad I saw, are
mind-blowing. I’m sure Kia paid some ad agency a lot of money to tout torque
vectoring and a center-locking differential.
What a waste.
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