Showing posts with label Wisconsin Recalls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wisconsin Recalls. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2012

The Brats and Beer Summit


At the time I’m writing this, early Monday afternoon, I’m aware of five politicians who have made public statements that they’re not attending Governor Walker’s “beer and brats summit” tomorrow:  Dane County Democrats Mark Pocan (my representative in the state assembly) and Senator Jon Erpenbach; and Republicans Steve Nass, Andre Jacque, and Chad Weininger.

The Democrats, Pocan and Erpenbach, are making public statements that they don’t see the beer and brats summit as a means to an end; they say it’s more important to have a seat at the table when legislation is being discussed.  Nass made a public statement about not going because he’s mad at the Democrats for saying snotty things over the weekend about Republicans.

Pocan and Erpenbach are, as usual, misguided; Nass is just an a-hole.  No news here.  Green Bay area Republican assemblymen Andre Jacque and Chad Weininger aren’t boycotting like Pocan, Erpenbach, and Nass; both say they made prior commitments to events in their district which they’re honoring.

Erpenbach, of course, was the de facto leader of the “Wisconsin 14”, who decamped for Illinois, putting off the inevitable for a few weeks and getting a lot of media.  Pocan, who is running for U.S. Congress, is apparently sending the message to potential voters that he’ll have nothing to do with Republicans.  Nass hates and is against everything, so, no surprise there.

Pocan and Erpenbach come from the bluest county in the state, and are possibly concerned that the people they listen to would think it traitorous of them to accept an invitation from The Imperial Walker, perhaps not realizing they’re sending a clear message to voters in the other 71 counties of Wisconsin that they’re not going to play ball with Walker, won’t drink his beer, won’t eat his brats, because god forbid, it might be Leinie’s beer from that Republican Leinenkugel family, and Johnsonville brats, from that right-wing sausage operation in Sheboygan County.

In the rest of the world, the part that’s not Dane County, when you get your ass kicked as hard as the Democrats did last week, and the winner invites you to a party in an attempt to say “no hard feelings, let’s turn a new page and work together”, to boycott the party would be seen as the petulant act of a spoiled child.  Even one of the bluest of the blue politicians in Dane County, Dave Cieslewicz, has publicly called for Democrats to be gracious in defeat, to congratulate Governor Walker on his victory, and take him up on his offer to be more inclusive.

At the end of WW2, after the Allies kicked the ass of the Axis powers and the Japanese Empire, the U.S. led the other allied nations in rebuilding Europe and Japan, pouring untold money and manpower into healing the wounds of war and asking in return only for a few hundred acres of land to establish cemeteries to properly honor our troops who gave their lives. (If you have not been to France and seen the Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial, on a bluff overlooking Omaha Beach, put it on your bucket list.)

We’ve strayed a long way from the path in Wisconsin, and obviously have much distance yet to travel in recovery.  Those politicians who are boycotting the beer and brats summit have every right to do so.  But they’ve only made the journey longer.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

It's Over. Get Over It.


One of the news stories I wrote for my day job involved an interview with the executive director of a non-partisan watchdog organization that keeps track of campaign spending, and he said Wisconsin is probably going to be “darn near ungovernable” in the next few months, until things settle down a bit more. 

125 million dollars – the total spending for political ads, flyers, robocalls, yard signs, t-shirts, you-name- it – involving all the recall elections in Wisconsin in the past year and a half.  That is simply insane.

A few thoughts.

New Rule: No candidate for public office is allowed to mention his or her opponent in ANY way in ANY political ad.  This rule shall be universal.  PACs and SuperPAC’s, since our politicians don’t have the backbone to accomplish any meaningful campaign reform, will be required to identify which candidate the PAC supports, and shall be forbidden from ANY reference to the opposing candidate.  No PAC, SuperPAC, nor any other organization or individual, shall be allowed to do any “issue” advertising.

In other words, the candidates will be forced to talk only about what THEY will do if elected.

This will prevent the sort of rhetorical dynamic that pervades and pollutes the political scene today.  In other words, if candidate X says he prefers to eat his breakfast cereal dry, opposing candidate Y will be enjoined from saying “Candidate X hates dairy farmers”.

I know this New Rule violates a number of recent U.S. Supreme Court decisions.  Too bad.

A word to the Solidarity Singers, drummers, and hangers-out at the Capitol: go home.  Find something else to do.  You’re not helping.

A word to the listeners of shout radio, hate radio, and other forms of talk radio: limit your exposure.  The people who do these shows can’t help themselves.
A word to hard-core lefties like Brett Hulsey:  in case you haven’t been paying attention, the Democrats just got their ass kicked.  Hard.  One win out of six recalls is an ass-kicking.  So, when Governor Walker says now that the recalls are over, he’d like to work with the opposing party, your response “I’ll believe it when I see it” sounds petulant.  Try something like “we welcome this move by Governor Walker and are eager to work with him.”  The fact that Walker talked about a “burgers, brats, and beer” get-together for legislators won him a lot of points with regular folks.

I’m an independent, born and raised in the Fox Valley.  There are a lot of people like me in this state, and we’re the ones that really decide elections.  We’ll vote for Democrats like Bill Proxmire and Russ Feingold, and we’ll vote for Republicans like Lee Dreyfus and the OLD Tommy Thompson (as opposed to the lobbying Washington insider Tea Person Tommy has morphed into).

My lefty pals will hate me for this, but the 14 state senators who decamped for Illinois are not heroes.  To a lot of Wisconsinites, they looked and acted like anything but.  Disrupting the Governor, regardless of who the Governor is, when he’s talking to a group of Special Olympians, is just plain stoopid.  Jumping in front of a TV live shot with a t-shirt that says F*CK WALKER is a no-class move.  Pouring beer on somebody’s head, in many parts of this state, will get you a trip to the ER and a huge dental bill.  Here’s a news flash: the clenched fist symbol does NOT sit well with a vast majority of Wisconsinites.

Don’t get me wrong.  Remember, I’m an independent.  And as far as I’m concerned, the brothers Fitzgerald are two of the most arrogant asses ever elected to public office anywhere.  Glenn Grothman is a huge national embarrassment.  Becky Kleefisch’s comments about gay people place her squarely in the middle of the 14th century.

You know how you get rid of people like that?  You defeat them in the next election.

You have a lot of work to do.