(Author's note: for years, my wife has told me no one understands my sarcasm. The first two anonymous comments below illustrate her point nicely. For the uninitiated, this post is meant to be dripping with derision and disdain for our dysfunctional state legislature and political "leadership".)
One thing seems certain: there will be no job creation in the great state of Wisconsin until we roll back the law that allows those Planned Parenthood people to pass out condoms at schools in Waukesha, a cruel ploy designed to get the impressionable youth of Waukesha to start having sex, creating babies they don’t want and can’t afford to have, thus drumming up more disgusting abortion business for Planned Parenthood.
One thing seems certain: there will be no job creation in the great state of Wisconsin until we roll back the law that allows those Planned Parenthood people to pass out condoms at schools in Waukesha, a cruel ploy designed to get the impressionable youth of Waukesha to start having sex, creating babies they don’t want and can’t afford to have, thus drumming up more disgusting abortion business for Planned Parenthood.
Such is the apparent content of the current extreme extraordinary emergency exemplary plenipotentiary legislative session on jobs.
Another thing seems certain: there will be no job creation in the great state of Wisconsin until we roll back this damnable “earn-a-buck” program that the disgusting Madison liberals who used to run the DNR put in place to try and scare people about Chronic Wasting Disease, under the guise of thinning the herd, after a fraudulent and inflated count, conducted by sandal-wearing pot-smoking hippies who are the remnants of the 60’s counter-culture from the east side of Madison, in an effort to unnecessarily hamper the attempts of hard-working-down-on-their-luck ‘sconnies to go into the woods on opening day and blast away at an 8-point buck to bring home food for their family, and to further depress the great Wisconsin butchering and meat-preparation industry.
This new deer czar we have will put a quick end to that foolishness.
One more thing seems certain: there will be no job creation in the great state of Wisconsin until we decide once and for all what kind of fertilizers our farmers and citizens can use to grow bigger, better, and stronger crops and to create lush green lawns, the pleasing appearance of which will entice the captains of industry to locate their profitable businesses here, creating vast numbers of moderately-paying jobs, which will allow us to shut off the unemployment money spigot which has been so heinously abused by the lazy and unmotivated slackers who claim they can’t find work, and will once again allow sales of Milorganite to take place in Dane County, which will create still more jobs in the Milwaukee County Sewerage Utility and in the privately-owned lawn and garden businesses of Dane County.
And that, my friends, is a laser-like focus on jobs.
And that, my friends, is a laser-like focus on jobs.
