Tuesday, December 8, 2009


I'll be very busy today, desperately laying in supplies, boarding up my windows, chopping more firewood. Far too busy to post anything of substance.

You see, I've been watching the local TV news. It would appear that the end is nigh.

I can only hope we make it through this storm, which may be the worst in recorded history.

Tomorrow, I'll have some tips to help our brave local newsies get through the harrowing day.

Meantime, be afraid. Be very afraid. And whatever you do, don't leave your home after 3 this afternoon. You may never make it back.


  1. Don't forget to string a stout rope from the back door to the outhouse, lest you wander off into the Great Blizzard and get lost. And be sure to oil up the snow shovel!

  2. For a minute there, I thought you were talking about the CO2 Menace........

  3. The governor has pre-emptively called a state of emergency for all of Wisconsin's counties, so that he can quickly deploy the National Guard.